February 2012
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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My mom just diagnosed our cat with diabetes and I’m like 99% sure she’s right. So now I’m calling him Diabeto and not at all acknowledging the fact that this is actually a serious problem.
Feb 4th
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January 2012
77 posts
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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“I think green is kind of whorish”
– Angela Martin
Jan 30th
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HEY. ALL WANT IS TO CARPOOL WITH GEORGE CLOONEY...
uuuummmmyeeahthatshouldbeme
Jan 30th
Jan 29th
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Organizing Amy's Room
Amy you should get baskets to put on the floor of your closet and your pajamas can live in them instead of in a messy heap. Amy’s Edit: …I have that, you just can’t tell. Aifric’s Edit: wow are you serious?? okay let me know when you’re done with your portfolio stuff, and i’ll creep into your room at night and organize it
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
Tonight at Dinner!!! Cont.
Mom: So this dog was on top of you, and you were like two, and he was mounting you- Me: HE WAS TRYING TO MATE WITH ME?!?!?
Jan 29th
Tonight at Dinner!!!
Family friend, on her seventeen year old son: “Yeah, so Peter is at his girlfriend’s house tonight.” My mom: “…so you think they’ve done it yet?”
Jan 29th
Now it's Sinead O'Connor
I’m betting on Celine Dion next? Edit: I was wrong. It’s Smooth by Rob Thomas featuring Carlos Santana Edit 2: Dido!
Jan 28th
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My mom is listening to Alanis Morrisette
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
Remember that time I saw Daniel Radcliffe in real...
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Fashion things that I (Amy) am getting better at:
-not following the pattern -lol what seam allowance? -screaming -crying -vomiting (crucial skill, btw) -hating everything -cocaine
Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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I was going to make a post called “How to wear your turtleneck as a hat” because I tried it and it looked awesome, but it would have required pictures and I don’t think my turtleneck is comfortable with having its picture on the internet. 
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
Hey, you know what's fun?
WHEN YOUR FRIEND CAN’T BREATHE BECAUSE SHE’S LAUGHING SO HARD AT YOUR OUTFIT. Update: Today: “Well I couldn’t tell if you were joking or not!”
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Worst Hybrid Words:
“Cuntalicious” (cunt, delicious) “Fetush” (fetus, fetish)
Jan 18th
How To Tell If You Have A Yeast Infection
You’re giving yourself a home bikini wax. You: Are calm and collect while slathering on the wax and ripping off the strips Are screaming your way through the pain Are wondering why your vag is already red and swollen You’re standing on the bus, at crotch-face level with those who are sitting. You: Notice people either doing nothing, or suggestively winking at you Notice...
Jan 18th
Things To Do To Pregnant Women
- Tell them the sex of their baby - Fondle their stomach without warning - Tell them about your episiotomy and how it went horribly wrong (and how now you only have one hole ‘down there’) - Tell them that natural birth is THE ONLY way to go (and if they have an epidural it’s ‘bad for the baby’ and they are a ‘horrible person and mother’) - Tell them...
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Jan 17th
Another conversation
Nighty night, my little testicle! - my mom Ps. this is a COMMONLY USED nickname. 
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
A conversation:
I’m chewing on my earphones Mom: Get that our of your mouth! Me: That’s what she-no, he said Mom: OHO that was a good one! Well goodnight you… fox
Jan 17th
A Trait Shared By Aifric And Amy
We both PMS like craycray. We both used to be able to bite our toenails. Amy’s edit: I’m pretty sure I still could if I wanted to.
Jan 17th
BOOM
Jan 17th
Jan 16th
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A trait shared by both Aifric and Amy:
We will not let our parents wash our stuffed animals because we like how they smell. We are both seventeen. Aifric’s edit: the smell is dried spit. and we are both aware of this. Amy’s edit: I wasn’t sure whether you wanted people to know or not.
Jan 16th
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Things I Think Should Trend On Twitter.
- #HowIGotMyFirstPeriod - #HowToBlowSomeoneElse’sNose - #HowToBlowSomeoneElse - #HowToSnortBlow - #HowToBlowAwayYourCoworkers - #EnoughWithTheBlow - #AppropriateBodyPartsOfAFiveYearOldToMassage - #WhatToDoWithYourPlacenta (see note at: #PlacentaLasagnaRecipes) - #WhatToDoWithYourStillbirth (see note at: #LasagnaRecipes) - #RicottaCheeseShouldNotExist (just a fact) -...
Jan 16th
parks and recreaaaation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLH-FHhc5S0 Amy’s edit: CAN WE JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT ENGLAND FOR A BIT THANKS.
Jan 16th